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Privacy Policy
We collect nothing. We are pugs.
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What we collect
Nothing. This website has no analytics, no tracking, no accounts, and no database. The waitlist form does not transmit your email address anywhere, and we have not found a place to put it.
Cookies
We do not set cookies. We have already eaten them.
How we use information
We do not hold any information about you, so we do not use any. We recognize this limits our personalization roadmap.
Sharing
We do not share your information with third parties. We have none to share, and the third parties have not asked.
Your rights
You may request access to, correction of, or deletion of any personal data we hold about you. We hold none. Requests will be acknowledged with a tilted head.
Children
Our services are intended for adults and for dogs of any age.